I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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