what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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