Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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