Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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