Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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