bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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