We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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