Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
please come you make the beer taste better
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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