don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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