i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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