Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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