the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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