dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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