I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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