I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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