you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
two words: eviction party
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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