I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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