Only a mothe r could love this liver
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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