I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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