We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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