you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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