You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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