Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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