but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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