I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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