Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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