It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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