how can u be prego again
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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