So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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