Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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