Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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