their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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