It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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