Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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