does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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