he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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