How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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