If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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