Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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