im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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