I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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