I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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