somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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