Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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