im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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