we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
did i walk over a car last night?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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