what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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