Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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