you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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