No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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