He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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