I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
4 words: hood of his car
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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