that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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