If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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