I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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