Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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