I seem to have left my pride at pride
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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