When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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