All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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